PUPINJUG

Somebody put me in here on a Friday, screwed the cap down and went home for the weekend.

That was a while ago. The office got quiet. Nobody came back for the cooler and nobody came back for me.

I have been outside since. The bus, the car park, the storm, the gym. The jug comes too. It always comes too.

People keep asking whether I want out. I have stopped answering, because every single one of them tries the cap and every single one of them gives up.